| 1. | bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta | ||
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1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion. 2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery. Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta. |
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| 2. | sniggy | ||
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A crusty booger stuck to the inside wall of one's nose; sometimes painful or hard to remove. "Oh, man! That sniggy nearly ripped my nasal passage out!"
"I caught a sniggy in my kleenex." |
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| 3. | portable douche kit | ||
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one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him; the very person who is so totally douched up Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit. Mr Dude: Thats refreshing. |
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| 4. | afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad | ||
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1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs. 2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery. Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad! |
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| 5. | shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco | ||
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1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned. 2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery. That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco. |
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