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Macklin's Law 

Macklin's Law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of sexual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering.
He didn't get Macklin's Law last night, he only shagged her.

They were following Macklin's Law in the middle of the dancefloor.
Macklin's Law by floppy blowjobs February 11, 2010

mucking bin 

the act of eating a girl out. Commonly used phrase by hockey players.
Hey Timmy lets go to the club and try mucking bin tonight.
mucking bin by AllstarHeater October 31, 2013

Mucking Ficrosoft

The cheeky, safe for work and acceptable in church way of complaining about Fucking Microsoft bugs, hassles, and Windows annoyances.
Mucking Ficrosoft Windows crashed again !

Jack Macklin 

"Jack Macklin is a Pure poof cake min"
Jack Macklin by imabittystoned October 1, 2018

mucking crust

Aggressively eating vagina with the entire mouth until completion.
Ally told me gally was mucking crust all night until she completed.

Gally was mucking crust until ally’s completion.
mucking crust by DuqD3Puck October 6, 2021

mucking about 

A generally British term for fooling around, wasting time, dilly dallying.
Mom: What're you doing? You have to get your college application in by Tuesday! Stop mucking about!
mucking about by Tizzi Colton August 11, 2009