So Much In Common 

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

So Much In Common by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

That’s so much!

That’s so much! — a more intense version of: “That’s a lot!”; and yet another way to say: “Da Fuq!!!!????”
This ejaculation is usually accompanied by sitting down hard; throwing an object to the ground in frustration; or almost losing consciousness.

If it is whispered or spoken softly; then this is even worse.

A reaction to being confronted by a life changing moment involving People, Events, Timings, or Situations.

1) Husband confronted by his wife in bed with another woman:
That’s so much!

2) Wife confronted by her husband in bed with the same woman:
That’s so much!

3) Extended family confronted by the 21st century concept of “The Thruple”
That’s so much!

That’s so much! by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 5, 2023

McChurch

Any "seeker sensitive" church that seeks to draw in new members by focusing more on entertainment of the members, rather than transforming their lives. Similar to megachurch but much more derogratory, the McChurch features un-challenging milktoast theology for the masses, a music team that resembles a corporate band more than a committed team of talented church members, and sanitized "christian" versions of cafe's, fitness centers, and food courts so as to further line the church's pockets and insulate the members from the outside world. Such churches generally cater to caucasian, middle class, suburban families who are able to drive for miles to the nearly rural locations of these 4 acre campuses.

Geez, have you been to that new McChurch up on freeway yet? I've never seen more FUV's and PT Cruisers since that last Jimmy Buffett concert.

McChurch by Rex Cavendish December 10, 2008

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? by mnbjkl January 25, 2021

They're not much 

To express one's distress after being praised and/or inappropriately fondled.

Monkey: (after having his hands sniffed) What going on? They're just monkey fuzzy hands! They're not much!

They're not much by Monkey.Boy May 16, 2012

Too much Juice-an-Flavor 

Too much Juice-an-Flavor
Is when you are respected for your unique accomplishments.
Credited for showing ones solidness in their achievements in life.

Person : I’m great at my job and I just bought a new home I got Too much Juice-an-Flavor now.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Too much Juice-an-Flavor by MillYentei DYSlick September 6, 2020

Ralph Macchio 

RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL

2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS

It’s that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.

Ralph Macchio by Rob Lowe is beautiful November 20, 2019