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Mukamel syndrome 

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011
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(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011
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Muzamel ohh boy , probably the cuttest mf you'll probably ever meet he has the kindest heart and sweetest smile , also he loves playing call of duty but he still ass at it, Muzamel also an example for a lion king
Muzamel the lion king
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tactica mucadel 

You go to a coffee shop and then you go to the gas station and buy a sandwich. Also, it defines stealing food from others.
You just did tactica mucadel.
tactica mucadel by Alpinous August 23, 2021
The musamel was being rude
musamel by Musamel March 13, 2020

Mecamell 

A talented , intelligent and soft -hearted girl who maybe short but is beautiful and kind and has a lot of respect but may have an attitude but very nice and goofy when you get to know her and she will shine among them.
Mecamell shines in every aspect because of her intelligence.
Mecamell by anonymous June 7, 2021