1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black.
2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.
3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.
4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over.
5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.
6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.
2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"
3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV!!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.
4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...
5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..."
6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.
1. Fashion (bad fashion)
3. Eating disorders
4. Bad Music
eMpTyV is the devil in disguise. Boycott at all costs.
Channel that was launched on 8/1/1981 on cable. It used to show non-stop music videos and had 5 veejeays in the early 80s. The 80s and early 90s were pretty good for MTV, until it suddenly became more about teen issues than music. Now it's one of the dumbest channels out there.
1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.
There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.