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Microsoft Team Moron 

A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.
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Someone who’s VERY stupid and RARELY uses their heads.
Moron by Ace the simp January 15, 2023
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metroneck by rootskier January 5, 2009

Moronathon 

Moronathon (adjective) a term used to describe a gathering of three or more morons.
Cuntree and his friends are having another moronathon.
Moronathon by Dragonlady58 December 5, 2020

Dufus Moronicus 

the combination of a dufus and a moron
"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."
Dufus Moronicus by chitsb January 9, 2009

Moronic Plague 

When a large audience of idiots spread their stupidity on to others
The moronic plague has spread creating even more stupid people
Moronic Plague by batman1965 March 23, 2009

maronite 

A 1500 years old ethno-religious community present between lebanon and syria who are named after syriac monk maron who died in 400AD .
Their patriarch (patriarch of antioch and all the east )is the second most important figure wihin the roman catholic church.
They constitute 23% of Lebanon's total population ~around 1 million out of 4.2 millions lebanese citizens and detain the highest political authority in the country .
FRED: Who's that guy in your picture ?
BOB: THAT'S my friend Elie He's from the middle east
Fred: but why does he wear a cross if he's arab.
Bob: He's a Lebanese maronite christian
Fred: jewish name and muslim family name but he's a christian !
maronite by Abdelmentekmntizo March 6, 2018