Acronym mean "mouth to dick".
Guy 1: "Hey, how'd your date with sara go?"
Guy 2: "Good"
Guy 1: "Did she give you any mtd action?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but some mtd would've been nice though."
Mentally Transmitted Disease
Frank went to church one time and believed what they said, now he has an MTD
MTD, or MySpace Transmitted Disease, is something you implicitly have when you are added by a girl with a webcam. They are nasty people, who in all likeliness do not care who they ask to be their freinds, they just want to be "watched". These can also be contracted by people who are added by MySpace whores, aka people with over 200 friends who are not musicians.
"'Hey man, check this out! 'hi! i'm jennifer and i'm kinda new to this, but ur 2 cute!!! i also have a ****free webcam**** check it out!!!!' 'Sick, I can already feel the MTD settling in.'"
This is someone of a myspace nature addiction. (Myspace Transmitted Disease)
Cory: My damn brother is an M.T.D.
Erika: Is that worse than aids
A person who's clumsy, slow, and doesn't speak a sentence of correct English.
A person who has MTD
never gets a joke, constantly trips over things that's been there forever, and pronounces iron as "i-ron".
MTD is the maximum time a critical process can be down, or hindered in some way, without irreparable harm to the business. It’s typically calculated as part of a business impact analysis (BIA).
what is the MTD for this database server ?
A musically transmitted disease
Person one: LALALALALALA
Person two: Why are you singing that?
Person one: My friend "Bob" gave me an MTD