(space cake) a slang word for weed brownie. meant for use around teachers or parents. may also be used as a small
'tic-tac" sized turd similar to deer shit.
Man that tic-tac brownie really kept my "refreshed" all night!
A pretty good country, with the exception of wannabe gangsters, and the National party. XDmore...
Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you c...
1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical
He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.
I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.
George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.
Tibetan word for "ravens". The highest village on the trek to Mt. Everest is known as Gorak Shep, which translates to "Dead Ravens".
On the long ascent up the North Col, we were surpised to see goraks circling us.
This is not correlating to the actual scientific term in any way, shape, or form. This is strictly slang I originated for other purposes.more...
My term Astronaut Suit refers to anything clothing item you possess that can make you feel "flyer" than anybody.
And being a known fact, the Astronaut flies higher than any human on Earth. Higher than a Commercial Jet Pilot. Higher than an Air Force Member piloting an F18. So high, that they reach the upper Thermosphere and eventually Space.
A White Tuxedo is a great example of an Astronaut Suit.
A true Astronaut Suit is a very rare sighting because it strictly enforces the simultaneous possession of a White Tuxedo, White Dress Shoes, White Gloves, White AGV Helmet with Gold Visor, and is completed by the individuals riding of an all White MV Agusta F4 Tamburini 1000. Which will be custom painted because this Italian - crafted Superbike is only available to the public in Black, Grey, and Red.
Combine these elements and you have yourself a fully licensed Astronaut Suit.
On another helpful note - Astronaut Suits are most properly found cruising the lower layers of our Atmosphere. Most commonly the Troposphere. In this layer you can see the sights and use the Sun's direct rays you illuminate your silhouette, guaran-fucking-teeing your presence to be acknowledged.
When patroling the lower Atmosphere in your licensed suit, be sure to stop by the Himalayan Mountain chain to pass over Mt. Everest and cause the highest ...
dangerous, dare-devilish, hazardous. coming from the root word 'ripstick' which is a crazy hard skateboard type thing to ride without killing yourself.
"Holy snap, that Alejandro is so ripstickin, he just called his girlfriend fat!"
"Wow, Paco climbed Mt. Everest? That's ripstickin."
Thermans are classified as the third gender among humans. They are anatomically different from females and males, and they mate sexually with the male species. They have a unibreast with one testicle hanging from the nipple. Fortunately, there are no nerve endings within their single breast and they may regenerate a lost testicle at will. Thermans have wings sprouting from their shoulder blades (wingspan = 4 ft) and they may fly at altitudes up to 1000km. Most Thermans reside in the citadel of Thermanica, next to Mt. Everest and shrouded in the heavens.
In the year 2346, the Thermans will shadow our Earth with their wings. The Day of Judgment is upon us and we will see no rise of light ‘til the emergence of God. Humans will rage against their own kin, blood will spill upon the luscious fruits of innocence, and the merciless will reign. It will not be the coming of the Thermans that foreshadow the apocalypse; the finger of blame will be laid upon the citizens of Earth as they approach their untimely doom.
But He who holds the sacred staff of crystallized gold will have the supremacy to resurrect the fallen ones from the land of the Unknown. The deceased will rise and the sinners will live as their bodies regenerate from the lost matter sent hurling into the chaos. Once departed from this realm, they will return with a clean-slate in the holy city of Thermanica. In the midst of the Almighty, they will learn the ways of the colossal beings.