| 1. | Mt. Rushmore | ||
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When you dress up four women like the four presidents featured on Mt. Rushmore; George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. You have them stand motionless in a row, whilst you floss their vaginas (with dental floss). Simultaneously, someone else, dressed as an Asian tourist, takes photos. I'm about to Mt. Rushmore the shit outta these chicks.
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| 2. | South Dakota | ||
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Place where we do indeed have technology. Sure, our population is small, but the people are actually friendly. Yes, we do have quite a few rednecks but that's not the entire state... And nobody here cares about Mt. Rushmore or the corn palace, we think of it just the same as the rest of you....kinda lame.... and btw, you think we love all you tourists either???? it annoys the hell out of us in the summer! Person 1: Hey dude let's go diss on a state that we've only been to on the stupid vacations our parents make us go on.
Person 2: You mean somewhere like South Dakota, where all the tourists go to see Mt. Rushmore and where all the locals hate us? Person 1: Yep, pretty much... |
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| 3. | ashizzle fizzle | ||
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hot mutha of team_lj, and the future mutha of ma children. and by children, i mean road trips to Fazoli's and the amazing Mt. Rushmore. hey, ashizzle fizzle, we made it! we're on mt. rushmore! i've my guitar! i will play us a song.
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| 4. | south dakota | ||
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South Dakota isn't what everyone thinks it is. I mean, sure, we have our rednecks and our crazy people.. but thats not what makes our state. How many of you big city people could wave to a complete stranger and not get the middle finger waved at you? In South Dakota the people are friendly and welcoming. Everyone thinks that all we have is Mt. Rushmore.. but thats not it. We have some of the best hunting in the country, not to mention some of the prettiest scenery! And no, we don't still live in teepees.. we have technology just like everyone else. So when you're ready to appreciate the beautiful things in life.. come to South Dakota. Jane: "Lets go to South Dakota for our next vacation!"
Richard: "Whats in South Dakota?" Jane: "Hunting, fishing, Mt. Rushmore, The Badlands, Storybook Land, the prettiest scenery and so much more! Theres lots to do in South Dakota!" |
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| 5. | Rushmore | ||
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When someone in a group photo inexplicably turns their head slightly to the side and focuses their attention on something other than the person in front of them taking the photograph. When this happens the one person looks as if they are a head on Mt. Rushmore. This can be done on accident or on purpose to ruin the photo. Damn, look at Alan in that photo! He totally pulled a Rushmore on the group.
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| 6. | plango | ||
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Sexual intercourse with four or more people involved in which they replicate famous landmarks.
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| 7. | south dakota | ||
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South Dakota isn't all hicks and Indian Casinos. I assure you, i'm most definently not a fat farmer. I can't stand farms or livestock. It's an actual place, with actual people. Yes, we have technology just the same as New York or Los Angeles. We even have colored television!! WoaHHh! S.D. does have Mt. Rushmore, whatever, it's not like we're totally proud of it or anything. It means as much to us as it does to you. Yes, the badlands are pretty bland, not too special. But at the end of the day, we brush our teeth and go to sleep just like you and there's things to do here aswell if you stop sterotyping it all as hickville. Chris: Dude, let's road trip to the Black Hills.
John: No way man. It's so boring. South Dakota is gay. Chris: Nah. It's pretty much the best place ever. |
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