| 1. | Mt. Greylock | ||
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The highest peak in the American state of Massachusetts. Located in the westernmost area of state, an area populated with baystate rednecks, trailerpark trash and mountainsexuals. Home to a veterans memorial (at the peak) and the world-famous downhill alpine ski race trail, the "Thunderbolt"
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| 2. | MRSA | ||
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Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
A break out at Mt. Greylock Regional High School, as well as thousands of other high schools in the United States of America. Commonly known as a staph infection; this bad ass disease kills bitches. It spreads from sweaty middle school boys touching each other in the locker rooms. October 17th, Mt. Greylock Regional High School had to evacuate its premises to cleanse the school of MRSA.
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| 3. | thunderbolt | ||
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A non-lift serviced alpine ski trail on the east face of Mt. Greylock in western Massachusetts. Has hosted an annual downhill race for over 75 years. The 1.6 mile long trail has been used in the past by olympic skiers. Named after the Thunderbolt rollercoaster which was located in the former Revere Beach amusement park.
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| 4. | glove | ||
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A verb, meaning to conceal a beer can (or similar sized container of alcoholic beverage inside of a glove, so that it may be consumed discreetly (relatively speaking) in a public environment.
Though similar acts were most likely present wherever the underaged had easy access to beer, the first cited example of "gloving" a beer occured when Christopher L. Dunn, of Williamstown, MA, slipped a Bud Light into Jahan Bruce's left Isotoner at the Thompson Rink, during a Mt. Greylock v. Pittsfield High hockey game in the winter of 2000. "Hey, what's up with that kid back there? He looks like he's drinking out of a mitten."
"Yeah, that's just Dunn. He's glovin' it tonight." |
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| 5. | hats | ||
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Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on. "Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats" |
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| 6. | Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts | ||
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Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts: MCLA; formally known as North Adams State College. Located in the Berkshires in the northwest corner of Massachusetts, the city of North Adams, MA has a population of 14,700. MCLA is a small liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Faculty to student ratio of 1:13 & an average class size of 18 students; so your teachers actually know your name. Around 2,000 total enrollment including graduate students with almost half of them living on or around campus. Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Mt. Greylock, Mass MOCA, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds when they let you walk through the drive-thru, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries, and even sometimes thetownies. Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies (espicially when they follow you from The Mound). "I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams, but I don't have a family member who went there or have the money for an Ivy League school."
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