SPC Cowan: "Sir, the Alovian army has approximately 14,000 mechanized infantry troops in defensive positions through out the region."
Maj Wilson: "WTF? Where did you get that number?"
SPC Cowan: "MSU, sir."
Michigan State was Founded in 1855 after the passage of the Morill Act (providing free parcels of land for new public institutions). MSU was the first university to come into existence this way and is referred to as the "pioneer land-grant institution."
Known for its Division 1A sports teams, many top rated programs, and largest dormatory capacity in the nation, East Lansing can always be found on lists of America's best towns to live in for 18-24 year olds and lists of the nation's prettiest campuses.
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I was with the OG Ms. U a while back, and she was dick hungry.