MSOMN 

An alternative for RONFL or LMAO. An acronym for Milk Shooting Out My Nose.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot.
Cross.
Bunnies.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Me: MSOMN

MSOMN by JumboJet1 May 16, 2011

Momnificent

Moms are magnificent.
The term momnificent is used as an adjective when describing something magnificent✨ that involves the noun mother.

Here are some terms where momnificent can be used:

• Momnificent time - means when mom dedicates time to someone or herself.😇
• Momnificent clothes mean wearing something that is a perfect match for mom's role, something comfortable in performing the mother's daily tasks.🤩
• Momnificent food means when mom cooks for you. Mom's meals are the best!😋

Etymology:
LATIN: magnus (great) —> LATIN later OLD FRANCH : magnificent (making great) —> Late middle English: magnificent (extremely beautiful, impressive) —> the year 2020: momnificent (moms are magnificent)

Momnificent by Momnificent December 18, 2020

The MSOM Effect 

an effect that explains the lengths you are willing to stretch your sanity for the sake of college band. It's socially transmitted so the more social exposure you have to college band the more likely you are to continue doing college band. Originates from the Mighty Sound of Maryland

Jimmy's schedule was quite brutal this year, and he tried to quit band but was drawn back in because of the MSOM effect

The MSOM Effect by snippy_snippington December 6, 2020

momnesia 

The amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
Sometimes there's early onset already during pregnancy.

OMG, she left her infant in the car. She's got momnesia.

momnesia by Dr. No, Ph.d. May 11, 2009

momnipotence 

an awareness of the fact that sometimes your mom knows more than she lets on.

"How did your mom know about the party you had while she was away? We cleaned up the house!" "I don't know - must be momnipotence"

momnipotence by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

momna 

The most beautiful girl a man can wish for...she always loved one man her whole life she is really faithful to her love, really honest and whoever she loves is very lucky and won't b able to find a girl like her again...she is the kind of a girl every man wants!

Every man should pray to get a girl like "momna"

momna by Faithfulangel December 16, 2013

momnicient

The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.

My mother always knows when I'm doing something I shouldn't be, because she's momnicient!

momnicient by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008