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For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock. For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks! Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again. Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry Boy: Damn parental cockblock Shouts upstairs That's a bitch move homie, bitch move! |
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