| 1. | Ms. Right Here | ||
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A term used to encourage men to just go for the first piece of ass available instead of waiting for a potential soulmate that may never come. Guy: "I don't know...when will I ever meet Ms. Right?"
Friend: "Forget Ms. Right! Got for Ms. Right Here!" |
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| 2. | Ms. Right | ||
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that girl that we are all looking for but most of us will never find. Dude 1: "I really need to find my Ms. Right."
Dude 2: "Dude! Chill, here take two of these and then get laid." |
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| 3. | 520 Swag | ||
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1) The sheer amount of swag that flows out of a kid from Tucson on a daily basis. 94% of all 520 swag comes from the 28 black people who live here in Tucson. 2) A black kid in my Spanish class who as his name implies is also filled with swag. For more info on him google 'Wiz Kalifa' or watch 'A Norse in the 9th Ward' on youtube 1)Kid 1: "So Kadeem's doing pretty good on the U of A team."
Kid 2: "Yeah, that's because he's filled with so much 520 swag, he doesn't even know where he is right now." Kid 1: "He put the team on his back doe" 2) Ms. Sarrette: "Malik, do you want to read your dialog?" 520 Swag: "Nahhh foo, that ain't me. I ain't even kno wa'chu talkin 'bout ha" Nick Powers: "Wiz you're sooo black, go home" |
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| 4. | Dog's Ass | ||
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A colloquial expression used to describe different levels of either temperature, moods, physical appearance, etc... 1. Damn...he's hotter than a dog's ass!
2. It's hotter than a dog's ass in here! 3. The boss is madder than a dog's ass right about now. |
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| 5. | livejournal | ||
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A contradiction in terms. A journal that really isn't a journal, created in a place that really doesn't exist, written by people that shouldn't be allowed to write, and written about things nobody important (or sane) really cares about.
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A stinking dung heap of adolescent attention whores and their respective attention pimps. A diseased conglomeration of ignorant savages resembling in some twisted way a society. The Warsaw Ghetto of online communities. Thousands of innocent minds find their way here to waste away into degenerate lumps of fecal matter. Spelling, grammar, or anything remotely resembling intelligence is extinguished before it infects the rest of the rotting hive of parasitic subhumans. Dreams, aspirations, plans, goals, happiness, optimism, and religion are also prohibited. Only suicide, depression, and bitterness reside therein. A morbidly fascinating collection of dysfunctional relationships, disappointing underachievers, antisocial xenophobes, and well… total failures. A place where creativity fountains forth like a gloriou... |
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| 6. | JIGGALATA | ||
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An extasy pill; or a person that is under the influence of extasy; a person that can dance in a jiggalatin manner bouncing in a fast motion Consumer: "Say dawg yall got a jiggalata round here."
Seller: "My round commin wit the jiggas right nah." Consumer: "Alright brah um finna hook up wit my fellow jiggalators and we gone jig to pieces big dawg." Seller: "Shit um jiggin right nah." |
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| 7. | linux | ||
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I've spent quite alot of time to read all the definitions gave by one or another. I'm both a linux & windows user and in the same time admin. I'm so much afraid i'll start to do devil's advocacy here for linux, but from my point of view i'm pretty much entitled to.
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I'm in charge for about 400 workstations and something like 170 servers. Both types (wks & srv) runs either linux or windows. Do you folks have any ideea which is the % of the wks's suffering from sudden death like about 2 or 3 months of intensive work on them? Take a wild guess!. So, as i'm sure you already guessed what i'm talking about, i come and say: "Why in the name of God i would waste my time and my nerves on reinstalling friggin MS stuff like every 2 - 3 months", when i could just simply just check them once in a while and have them running for 1 year +. Of course it's not my call. Just as some of you like MS and some of you Linux, my users have their preferences too, therefore i got Norton Ghost to work for those bloody Windows wks's. But then again, happy people coming to work are those working on linux workstation. Debian or Gentoo powered (dont remind me of RedHat/Fedora/CentOS as they are Windows's cousins lately), my workstations are rocking from simple text files editing (OpenOffice rules by the way) to Multimedia rich applications (if you dont know there is SDL - Simple DirectMedia Layer linux alternative of DirectX as well as TransGaming's new DirectX 8 API's support in linux for latest Reme... |
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