At the end of every rainbow is Mr. T. It is another way for Mr. T to pity fools. Everyone knows Mr. T ate the leprechaun.
Some believe that Mr. T. is unintelligent because he uses what we believe to be made up words like jibba jabba. However those words are the answers to the most complicated mathematical problems in the universe. Mr. T. has known this his entire life and does not tell anyone because ones brain would implode if you tried to comprehend the question. Mr. T. pities those who try.
On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work while Mr. T pitied him.
The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Mr. T's pity without parole
Mr. T can smell some things up to six miles away
Mr. T uses e before i as he pleases.
The last time Mr. T and Chuck Norris teamed up, Atlantis sunk.
Mr. T does not have dinner parties. The one and only dinner party he had he served mohawks of fury and double fists of pain.
Gary Coleman met an early death when Mr. T ate him, mistaking him for a Ho-Ho.
Few people know that "The A-Team" was completely true. The only thing the producers invented was that the A-Team had been in Vietnam. If Mr. T had actually been fighting for the US in Vietnam, Saigon would be the capital of America's fifty-first state right now.
When Mr. T was 18-months old he ended World War II. He simply folded his arms, shook his head, and the entire...
He pities the fool
He pities the fool, and wants you to shut your jibba jabba
Pitied fools and tried to present a good role model to chilren at the same time.
Produced the world's best motivational video, which everyone should live their lives by, includes sections on how to recoup after doing something absoludicrous and what to do if your friends find alcohol and cigarettes in a bin, get instantly high and offer some to you (peer pressure).
Owner of huge amounts of jewellery.