| 1. | ksco | ||
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1080 am on the Monterey bay.
Ever watch "WKRP"? This is the same but instead of Mrs. Carlson, it is Kay Zwerling. And the bumbling Mr. Carlson is expertly played by Michael "boogers" Zwerling. Instead of Jennifer they have Rosemary and instead of Les Nessman they have Michael Olson. I suppose Cyril is sort of a white Venus. Maybe not.
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| 2. | wikinazi | ||
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A teacher at school who won't let you use Wikipedia for a paper, project, assignment, etc.
Person 1: Hey, where are you gonna find the info for your psych paper?
Person 2: I dunno. I was gonna use Wikipedia, but that Wikinazi Mrs. Olson said I couldn't. |
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| 3. | woosKa | ||
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The act of making an awkward noise that sounds like Wooo Skuh Jupi, can i getta woosKa
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| 4. | Olesen Sale | ||
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When a company raises prices by a large percentage, then declares a sale on the same items for a smaller percentage, giving the impression of big savings but in reality pocketing higher profits than usual. References Little House on the Prairie episode "Harriet's Happenings" (1978) in which the Mrs. Oleson raises the price of her goods 50% but advertises a 30% discount. "We'll make a 20% profit!" "This TV cost less money before Black Friday! What an Olesen Sale!"
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