the leader of the 5th yr army!! the silent assan! claims 2 b every1s da! has a very atractive sister and mother! mrs c! as they are non as :P
any1 messess wif u go 2 the godfather (caz)
if u wer 2 tok bout mrs c! his reply wld be im ur da!!
|2.||COO COO C'choo|
Lyric from Mrs. Robinson by Simon And Garfunkel but Goo Goo Goo'joob (Lyric from The Beatles) Supposedly meaning "Living is easy with eyes closed" taken from “I am the Walrus”
COO COO C'choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know
The name Fonzie gave to Ritchie Cunningham's mom because of her unusually large labia.
Fonzie- Pull down your drawers Mrs. C and let the Fonz take you for a ride.
Ritchie's mom- Oh, Arthur. (She opens her legs).
Fonzie- Ayyy! (Fade out, applause, roll credits)
The penis of the character of Mr. Cunningham from the television show "Happy Days."
Mrs. C.- Oh, Howard, I want you to stick me with your Cunningham till it stinks.
Mr. C.- What else would I do, Marion?
Joanie- If you don't know Dad, I feel sorry for you.
Mr. C.- Joanie, go to your room!
Joanie- Why do I always have to go to my room everytime you take your dick out?
the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.
Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).
|6.||c on the d bread|
Dominoes famous cheesy bread. the term started when two freshmen boys were buying cheesy bread at lunch. the retarded one started calling it ''C on the D bread'' and from there it just took of becoming massively popular among the school and has since grown nationwide.
hey hey hey, c on the d bread!?
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme. She is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for you, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
"There has to be a Mrs. Right out there for you somewhere."