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is a secret undercover rapist that lures little boy to the back alley at wal-mart. He usually hibernates until winter time when he disguises himself as santa claus asking children if he wants to sit on his lap. once he finds the perfect child he names him or her toby and becomes his sex slave for the rest of their lives.
yo did u see dat santa claus at the mall when i was sitting on hs lap he told me my christmas gift was a ride on his candy cane he must be the legendary rapist mr.poses
by toby101 November 28, 2009

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