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when you jizz in a popsicle tray and freeze it and then feed it to ur girl/ or hated enemy. (food colouring may be added to help)it is also when u jizz on somebody in the cold and it freezes like an icicle made of jizz. "hey billy how u like'n that popsicle over there?"
"Oh its pretty good what kind is it?" "its a Jizzsicle u douche bag!!!" "ahhhhhhhh nooooo!!!" |
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| 2. | Da Warudo | ||
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A japanese mispronociation of "the world". Made famous by the Mudah flash video that shows a reversed version of Dio Brando from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure's Time Freeze to Knife Throw to Steam Roller drop to time resume combo. Da Warudo! *freezes time*
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| 3. | shagloo | ||
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a snow cave/house designed for discreet fucking There's too many people in the house. Let's go outside and build a shagloo.
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| 4. | traltdel | ||
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A combination between control, alter, and delete. (CTRL+ALT+DEL) Very useful when a shit computer is wasting too much time, or if you have an unresponsive program.
Also very useful if your parents are walking through the door and your computer freezes while you're looking at pron. person 1: omfgzorz! my comp is so damn slow and i cant X out of anything!!
person 2: Dude relax, just traltdel it! person 1: omfgz thanks! |
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| 5. | Jost'd | ||
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Having your computer teacher catch you humiliatingly when your doing something embarrassing. Your drawing something perverted in CAD and he freezes your computer and asks if you want that printed aloud in class, Jost'd.
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| 6. | wet chest | ||
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One upping kicking someone in the chest. When you dip your foot in water and then kick someone in the chest, usually done to someone who is a total ass clown. the water on your foot will make a footprint on the persons chest making them look completly stupid. Its primarily used to humiliate the person instead of hurt them. There is more than one form of the wet chest there is the ice chest where you stick your foot in a bucket of ice and it freezes their chest and the green chest where you crush caterpillars under your feet and then kick them in the chest. The double wet chest is where you stick both feet in the water and kick either: one person really hard with both feet; or two people with one foot each. The wet chest is a favourite move of the back shop and it is frequently used to people who dont expect it. Other forms of wet chest kicks have been created but amongst them the basic water wet chest kick is the most common. Samantha: hey Julie I'd really like to show mr. rosenberg whos boss
Julie: Yeah i'd really like to teach that fool a lesson, but what can we do Rob: Lets wet chest this clown, craig stick your foot in this bucket of water and kick mr. Rosenberg in the chest (craig sticks foot in water and delivers a hard kick in mr. Rosenbergs chest causing a footprint to form on his shirt.) Mr. Rosenberg: dear me, are you fucking kidding me? this shirts brand new i look so stupid! |
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| 7. | THPS Syndrome | ||
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T.H.P.S. (Tony Hawk Pro Skater) Syndrome is when someone playing a computer game explodes into a fit of rage when they feel they have been cheated out by the console (time has expired/score not achieved/game freezes/any other reason) Dude: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHH!! F**K!! &%$%*£*& DIE YOU PEICE OF S**T!!! AAAAARRRRRGHGGHH!!!
Dude 2: Whats with him?? Dude 3: THPS Syndrome Dude 2: What?! Why is he smashing his 360 to bits!?? Dude 3: He almost completed Through The Fire And The Flames on Expert but the game crashed on the last few notes. |
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