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1.
The act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, 'first of the morning' urine while they sleep. Usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. Much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.
I stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my wang out of my boxers and gave her a "Mr Coffee".
by Honduh Chicken March 11, 2008
 
2.
A machine that "Brews dat shit".

The best part of waking up, is Coffee on your pants.

Final Fantasy XI : A BAMF on the server Bahamut that brews dat shit.
Mrcoffee coffee makers, makin that coffee that makes your makers. Makes sense.

FFXI:
Mrcoffee uses Brewdatshit.
The Coffee Grounds take Grinding points of damage.
Mrcoffee defeats the Coffee Grounds.
Mrcoffee gains Freshly Breweddatshit mmmgewd drinks.
by Aerwyn November 05, 2007
 
3.
the act of urination during intercorce
i gave he the mr coffee last night
by curtis lewis October 16, 2006