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1. Mr. Saturn
The Mr. Saturn are an alien race from the video game EarthBound (called Mother 2 in Japan). They are also present in its Japan-only sequel Mother 3.

They are gentle, cute, small and pink creature. Their body consist of a round face, two short legs, two dark round eyes, one big nose, stylish whiskers, large eyebrows and a single string of hair. All Mr. Saturn wear a red ribbon on their hair, except for one in Mother 3 that wanted to travel incognito by wearing a scarf on his head.

Mr. Saturn have their own unique way of speaking called Saturnian. Their in-game script are also written in big, strange dialect. Shigesato Itoi, creator of the Mother/EarthBound games stated that the Japanese version of this dialect is meant to resemble his daughter's handwriting. Mr. Saturn also finish most of their phrases with strange sounds/words like "Ding Ding", "Boing", or "Zoom".

Despite their gentle nature and cute figure, Mr. Saturn are also really smart. They even helped Apple Kid and Dr. Andonuts build the Phase Distorter, a devise capable of taking Ness and his friends back in time in order ...
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2. Mr. Saturn
Mr. Saturn is a nippular being. Short, peachy, and slightly hairy, he appears in the Super Nintendo (SNES) game "Earthbound" (called "Mother" in Japan).
"Mr. Saturn looks exactly like my wife's nipple."
"I will never look at a nipple the same way - they're all a bunch of Mr. Saturns."
3. EarthBound
EarthBound is a kickass game made by the famous Japanese personality Shigesato Itoi for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (Super Famicom in Japanese). It's the second in a series of games called Mother, but you don't need to play the first one to understand EarthBound's plot. It was released in Japan in 1994 and in America in 1995, and proceeded to get an awesome cultlike fanbase in the 2000s.

It tells the tale of the boy named Ness, who would later appear in Super Smash Bros. games, and his new friends. Paula, a girl with powerful psychic abilities, is found relatively early in the game, and then meet up with Jeff, a mechanical genius. Eventually, the three of them encounter a mysterious eastern prince named Poo, and they all form a dream team to save the world. At the beginning of the game, you can even name them whatever you want, and you can name your favorite food, favorite thing and your pet dog too.

The game is brilliant because of its off-the-wall humor. You can find perfectly good burgers from the trash, and there are a lot of trippy drug references, Beatles references and complaints about the IRS. It's a zany trip through a modern world that resembles America, and everyone wears modern clothes. Instead of magic, the heroes (except for Jeff) use psychic powers, or PSI. Weapons are baseball bats, frying pans, slingshots, homemade bottle rockets, and yo-yos. If you're hungry, you can order a pizza. And aliens, robots and UFOs are rampant. Weird little cr...
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4. Mr. Saturn
A bunch of alien characters found in the Super Nintendo (SNES) game "Earthbound" (In Japan, the game is called "Mother"). The character is meek, pink in color, short, cute, has a big nose, only one strand of hair.

It is also featured in a GameCube fighting game called Super Smash Bros. Melee as a kicked-around object and shield.
Female Mr. Saturns all wear a ribbon.
5. Saturnism
The only true religion; worships Mr. Saturn. Their holy manuscript is the game Earthbound. Founded by Mad Arcand.
"I cannot use the word "Saturnism" in a sentence." said Bob.
6. whack-ass shit
The act or state of being generally unacceptable or undesireable.
damn that burrito was some whack-ass shit
by Mr. Saturn May 13, 2004 add a video
7. Bained
Used in playing Super Smash Brothers Melee; sort of like revenge, but better. Example: Zelda kills Roy with a lucky but annoying shitty item such as a Mr. Saturn, then Roy comes back and Makes Zelda's life a living hell. Zelda is then bained. Roy bained Zelda.
Taylor: GOD DAMN IT STOP BAINING ME!
George: Sorry dude, I can't stop, I'm stuck in kick your ass mode
by George Hoefer Mar 17, 2005 add a video
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