| 1. | Mr. Nod | ||
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A faggot in my political science class that wears a fucking 7-up jacket all the time, and nods every 2.5 seconds even when he has no fucking clue what the fuck is going on. In reality he is drawing fucked up medieval maps that look like they would come from the fucking lords of the rings series. His hobbies are to flirt with this fat chick everyday b4 class and to sit at home and watch the political debates and join in on the daily circle jerks at the infamous frat house ATO. Damn son Mr. Nod is at it again. He is nodding to the professor and Jacking off Mr. ATO at the same damn time!!!
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| 2. | Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being | ||
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Mr Brightside's Law of Social Well Being was discovered by Daniel M. Keysell, LMH of Shevamania in November 2006, in England, United Kingdom. Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being states the 5 laws of social well being are:
1. Paul Burgess and David Blunket are one and the same person. 2. If a person wants to stay socially well, they must respect the teachings of Harry and Ron, and Shevamania. 3. Alcohol should be consumed when out either in big amounts at party's or nights out, or small amounts if out on a social occation like a date. 4. Amit's height will always be smaller than everyone else, mathmatical fact. 5. Nod when you see a sexy girl at a fellow peer nearby |
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| 3. | Homer Thompson | ||
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Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him. "When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."
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| 4. | Chief | ||
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A vacuuous expression afforded by someone in a position of leadership in order to feign interest in the response to questions. Often used in conjunction with an unsynchronised nod and "hmmm". Daryl was met with a "Chief" after being questioned by his supervisor about the recent tragedy in which his entire family was killed in a freakish accident.
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| 5. | RUB | ||
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An acronym for Rich Urban Biker. A title given to middle aged, upper class, white males that make more money than they know what to do with so they decided to pretend to be bad ass and get a Harley. Unlike real Harley men they get all the trimmings on their bike which usually includes Heated handle bars, luggage racks, stereos, raised back support, cruise control and completely useless items like suicide shifts. Basically they just end up buying a 2 wheeled sedan, but they have no idea how to maintain it.
You’ll never see them exceed the speed limit; actually, you’re lucky to see them ever DO the speed limit. Any damage that may occur to their Harley will instantly run them at least $2000, merely because of all the bloated accessories they’ve placed on the bike, because of this, they will only take their bikes out on the sunniest of weekend rides and only for short distances. Even if they’re going to some sort of Harley riders get together, they would rather tow their bike in the back of their truck, stay at a nearby Hilton and will only ride their bike a couple of miles from the Hilton to the “meet” the day of the convention. RUB’s are the only motorcyclist who DO NOT give a waive or a nod to other riders on the road when passing, apparently they are to smug to do so or afraid of crashing by doing something complicated like nodding. only a RUB would have heated handlebars on a bike
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| 6. | shloppy | ||
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verb: to shloppy.
To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again. 1. (a):DJ got shloppied again last night, twice!
(b):poor geezer, he's always the first one to nod off (a):it was well funny (b):do you remember when big Kenny hit him with the shloppy? (a):ha hah ha hah ha ha. 2. (a):Shlooooopppppyyy!!! (b):Wanker!! (a):ha hah ha ha ha hah (b):you're such a prick! (a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha (c,d,e...) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha! |
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| 7. | Chav | ||
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The Chav is a rare breed of imbecile who communicate to each other through incomprehensible grunts.
They can usually only be fully understood by other Chav's and will rarely acknowledge anybody in a friendly manner out of their own 'crew' with anything other than a firm nod and the occasional "rate" as if to ask the recipient if they are "alright today". - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Females Chavs: Insist on wearing giant hoop earrings of a colossal size made out of some cheap gold equivalent that turns their skin green. Their necks accommodate the dreaded "Sovereign" necklace with an engraved picture of someone that they actually know nothing about. They like to wear velvet tracksuits consisting of pastel shades usually with some kind of untrue motif on the back stating something like "Princess Forever". They have not done their make up correctly unless their face is a ghastly shade of orange which makes them look like they've been spawned by two Umpa-Lumpa's from Mr Wonka's chocolate factory. - - - - - Their hair is usually one of three styles: 1/. Scraped back into a ridiculously tight pony tail and secured with 10 thousand scrunchies. that went out with the Spice Girls. They then finish the common female 'Charver Barnett' by using 5 cans of cheap sticky hair spray to turn their fringes into a rock. - - - - - 2/. They sometimes claim to have gone to Tony & Guy for a hair cut even though everyone around them knows that they are a crappy liar because of 2 things: a/. Their Dole money won't cover a hair cut in that place unless their kids are fed on 9 pence baked beans out of the tin.. AGAIN. b/. Their hair looks like they used the bathroom bleach on it religiously everyday for the past year. It resembles the straw from Farmer Briggs field that they walk past on their way to th... |
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