Chronic Nice Guy Syndrome
Girl: So why don't you have a girlfriend.
Guy: I have CNGS.
Girl: Oh, I'm so sorry.
A guy who is always a gentile man even when the girl is a bitch he will always take her side even when she is wrong and will spoil any woman even if he knows hes not getting laid. Will even brake the unspoken man laws for the woman. But has a alter ego if pushed to far he will become a player and Nice guy so that he gets the women at the end of the night. Can be used as and insult or a compliment.
My brother, me and some buddys were watching tv
Girl: "T.V. to loud baby"
Me: "Tough the games on"
Buddys:" you dont even live here"
Brother: "guys chill out or your all going home"
Girl: "thank you baby"
Me: "bros before hoes Captain save-ahoe let the bitch talk for herself"
turns down tv Me:"later bro call us up when the hoe leaves"
1. A word used to denote a Welshman with no anthropological links to Wales.
2. A word used in reference to Mr Endacott, see Enders.
1. Bob: I'm Welsh!
Tim: What? You're such an Endacoot! We all know you were born in Burnham!
2. Phillip Garlick: Mr Endacott? How come you didn't punch me when I knocked on your door?
Richard Endacott: Cos I'm such a nice guy.
|18.||creepy guy @ work|
This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.
"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.
Mr. Nice Guy
a.k.a. the voice of reality?
That guy is so nice, he is such a Fabrizio.
The misunderstood person really a nice guy often forgotten.
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NZD messageboarder with big as gonads
neighbours dog that humps your leg
help ma help sumbuddy halp ma
wha da fook mr-friendly doesn't care halp yo salf
Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.
J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.