Mr. (and sometimes mrs.) Garrisons sex slave from South Park. A total sterotypical gay guy. Gets it up the ass a lot.
Mr. Garrison: Take it mr. slave!
1. "slaps mr. slave's ass with a paddle"
2. "shoves glass tube with gerbil inside it'
3. "bones him"
Mr. Slave: Oh jesus christ!!
gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat
Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.
One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
Mr. Garrison is a fucked up person.
|4.||Pulling a Garrison|
When you have a sex change, and then decide you want to go back to being the sex you formerly were. Derived from South Park character Mr. Garrison, and what he did on the show once.
Guy: Where's Nicki?
Guy2: Oh, she became Nick again.
Guy: So, when Nick said he wanted to be female, he was pulling a Garrison?
|5.||the Garrison Rule|
According to the Garrison Rule, homosexuals can make fun of other homosexuals without being a homophobic douche-bag. The Garrison Rule was introduced to pop culture by Mr. Garrison of South Park in season 5, "It Hits the Fan".
An application of the Garrison Rule:
"I called you a fag. Because I'm gay, and that means I'm free to use the word fag."-Mr. Garrison
The hand-puppet belonging to homosexual/transsexual/homosexual again South Park school teacher Herbert Garrison.
Mr. Garrison has often used the doll as an expression of his own repressed feelings or beliefs, including homosexuality while he was still closeted and his racist leanings when Mr. Hat was a member of the KKK. More commonly he is used as a teacher's aid via ventriloquism.
Due to Garrison's southern drawl, he pronounces the name as "Mister Hay-ut".
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused from class?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?
Kyle: I don't want to ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking you!
Mr. Garrison: Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat.
Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?
Mr. Hat: Well, Kyle. No!! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
Mr. Smith is such a Garrison