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1. Mr. Belvedere
To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.
I Mr. Belvedered myself.
2. Mr. Belvedere
A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.
"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"
3. Mr. Belvedere
verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.
Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...
4. Mr. Belvedere
It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.
Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.
5. Belvedere
Christopher "Mr. Belvedere" Hewett supposedly sat on his own testicles during a script reading for the show. The rumor has two endings...that he yelled so loudly that the light above the table in the room shook or that he was carried out on a stretcher.
"Aaargh! I just Belvedered myself!"
by JimmyD Mar 2, 2005 add a video
6. Belvedere
To sit on one's testicles, presumably by accident.
Actor Christopher Hewett, who played Mr. Belvedere on the eponymous comedy show, once sat on his testicles at a staged script reading and yelled so loudly from the pain that the flourescent lighting shook.
7. brocktoon
1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.
I should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
by cheech Jul 20, 2004 add a video
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