Top Definition
Texting acronym commonly used in response to mhio indicating the male is also "ready for business". MPIR stands for My Penis is Ready.
Hey Sterling, mpir, how 'bout you?
I've been popping blue pills all day, about time mpir.
Mhio? mpir!
by Crazy Jenks January 18, 2012

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