mph

1. Miles Per Hour. The ratio of the distance traveled (in miles) to the time spent traveling (in hours).
2. The Make Poverty History campaign is a unique UK alliance of charities, spiritual groups, trade unions, campaigning groups and celebrities who are mobilising around key opportunities in 2005 to drive forward the struggle against poverty and injustice. The symbol of the campaign is a white wristband which is usually made of cotton with the campaign logo stamped on it.

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by jeff24 July 2, 2005

mph

1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry.

2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!

Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane.
Not today, I've got MPH.
Whatever, cockgobbler.

by theKingfisher October 21, 2004

mph

My pussy hurts. When a guy is weak both physically and mentally. Usually extremely sensitive and can't take a joke.

Hey, why is Sid all mad?
Oh, he has a case of mph.

We're rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
Yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.

by mrhealer April 6, 2014

mph

metriod prime hunters

i lost the mph match

by medinafunky March 7, 2007

MPHS

A really shitty (quite literally) high school in Marysville, WA.

"Wow, MPHS smells like cow shit."

by EccentricBirdie May 12, 2009

MPH

Abbreviation for miles per hour and is commonly used in the United States

There is a car doing 50 MPH on a 45 MPH road!

by TheCar2000 November 8, 2018

MPH

an abbreviation for men per hour, to describe a women or homosexual is a slut

Man, that chick 35 MPHing.
Dude, he is such a homesxual, he is a 25 MPHer i bet.

by talon112991 July 11, 2008