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my moped gets 100 mpg
by Anonymous June 04, 2003
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Yo, there are so many MPG's in the park today.
by mg12345 December 16, 2009
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Hey matt check out this lady's mpg. Oh wait that might be a dude
by subguy December 02, 2006
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miles per gallon. something i don't get many of in my suburban.
my suburban gets 12 mpg.
by zack19 September 29, 2009
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Don't boost Kameo - it's not an MPG.
by Jesfine July 09, 2004
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Yo MPG! You lookin' good today. Fo' sure.
by n. May 06, 2004
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Mutual Pain Gain. Sort of like S&M, MPG is when the person giving the pain wants the person recieving it to enjoy it, so that both people gain from the receiver's pain.
Dude1: Are you into S&M?
Dude2: Sort of, but I like MPG, more.
by found and lost June 22, 2005
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