moslem 

An alternative spelling for muslim and pronounced the same as muslim.

The 'o' in moslem is pronounced the same as it is in words like 'woman' and 'bosom'.

Moslem was the preferred spelling until the first half of the 20th century

Moslem and muslim are pronounced the same way; upon hearing either word you wouldn't know they were spelt differently.

moslem by Hairy Pot-Herb December 19, 2020

Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

Hans Moleman by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

Moleman United by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

moleman 

Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.

Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.

moleman by viraL April 21, 2005

Moleman 

The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.

Person 1: You're gay for moleman!

Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!

Moleman by rr76 October 13, 2011

Molemar 

A creature that avoids daylight. A Molemar usually lives its life underground in sewers and tunnels. There has been one spotting of a Molemar in Chicago, Illinois as recently as July, 2011. Molemars generally have a very light complexion and are blind.

Dave: "I saw a Molemar two days ago, I swear it!"
John: "Molemars don't exist, Dave."
Marsha: "I saw it too, John. Molemars are blind, but still dangerous."

Molemar by Troy Reynolds July 29, 2011

Molementum

Molementum (Noun)

The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.

Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.

Molementum by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018