also accasionally answers to the name Nancy Morland, dwells behind closed doors of the cursed classroom 7B. No child in the history of their stay at the school, Saint Sin-mon and Rude have ever thought of happiness or joy when hearing her name. The name: morlinator. The Weapon: "pinks" The State: M I N I S O T A !
Come visit the Morlinator in room 7B for a special surprise...death!
a fuckin' jarhead that loves nothing more than the corps. he thinks, breathes, eats, masterbates to, and shits with the corps always, and i mean ALWAYS on his mind. to him, there is nothing more tasty and more satisfying than devouring a fucking MRE for breakfast. there is nothing more pleasing than the feeling after you complete a fucking 24-hour O-Course pt session with sandbags. motivators are known to enlist for 26-60 year contracts at one time without ever thinking about it twice. they are also known to use the strange, yet amusing "Oo-rah" phrase to acknowledge anything from "yes" and "no" to the common "good morning" and "i understand".
Hey look, there's that fuckin' motivator. I don't believe I've ever seen him wear something that's not Olive Drab Green.
A Hasbro-invented super soaker that fires a white, sticky substance that strongly resembles skeet. Loved by children and adults alike, it can be found at any major toy chain. It also recieves mocking reviews on many retail websites, exclaiming the intense satisfaction of pumping and shooting the oozinator, alone or with friends.
- What do you call the new water and ooze blasting oozinator?