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william moseley 

An actor from England who is best known for playing "Peter Pevensie" in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." At the end of the movie he and his brother and sisters are made kings and queens of Narnia.
"And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen."
~Aslan talking about William Moseley's character, Peter.
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Moseley Leisure Pirate 

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.
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William Moseley 

British actor who plays the part of Peter Pevensie in the Chronicles of Narnia movies.

Probably the most insanely gorgeous, ridiculously intelligent, awfully sweet person in the world. Also happens to be hung like a horse.
1.) "Brits belong with Brits, such as William Moseley and myself, seeing as I'm actually on the same intelligence level as he is and, sadly, you are probably not."

2.) "William Moseley's wonderful accent simply makes me want to melt with ecstasy."

william moseley 

the coolest, hottest, most amazing actor ever!!! he plays peter in "chronicles of narnia' and he is soooo cool!

"i'm having william moseley's baby!!!!! will jr is a kicker!"
william moseley by KTKate January 14, 2006
Tall, white male, often with a large penis, lots of money, and often well respected for his kindness and generosity.
Matthew is such a Moseley, everyone loves him, and his family thinks the world of him.
Moseley by funnyguyfmc July 20, 2011
Someone who has previously claimed to have sex, and has an urge fot more.
"hey been revising lately?"
"nah, ive been bit of a moreley"
"more sex then?"
"YHHHHHH BOYYYY"
moreley by adrian butler April 1, 2008

Dirty Mozeleski 

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.
"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"
Dirty Mozeleski by ghettofabulous October 24, 2003