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a word to describe a shitty situation. negative, but at the same time, very versatile. Almost as if your saying "Whhhhyyyyy..??"
After receiving a bad test grade, you mumble to yourself, "mow..."

having a bad day? describe it with "mow"

Meeka: Dude, I love to lick wenises
Lauren: mow...
by wenislicker October 12, 2004
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eating, a word referring to eating something scrumptious. very close to nom in meaning, more emphasis comes from mow.
i just mow'd that cake.
im going to go home and mow that cheese.
steve said "mowmowmow" when he ate the cookies from the cookie jar
by dnaman July 07, 2010
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To ejaculate in ones' own face while masterbating.
My buddy enjoyed semen on his face so he performed the Mow.
by M. Nemec December 15, 2005
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Acronym, noun. Morbidly obese woman. pr: mao.
Did you hear about the tragedy at Billy's 4th of July BBQ? He let a MOW out on the deck and the dang thing collapsed.

Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!
by BabySizzle October 22, 2007
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short for Men Only Whores
It is a game that, surprisingly anyone can play. It is a cross between golf and football. it is played of an unlevel field( with mountains and forests etc.) that is 2 football fields wide 2 football fields long. it is an 11 on 11 game. each team has 1 putter, 1 midranger, 1 driver, and 8 defenders. the putter has a putter, the driver has a driver, the midranger has a hockey stick, and the defenders have an assortment of anything from baseball bats to machetes. the object of the game is to find the ball ( which is like a golf ball except the size of a tennis ball) and get it into the hole in the middle of the field. there are numerous traps and pitfalls that most be avoided. the winning team gets to live.
guy: Dude Joe just finished playing MOW, he says that skylar fell into a pit of dirty hookers!
other guy: damn, that sucks. but if you're gonna die in MOW, thats definitely the best way to go.
by jxj-93 May 16, 2011
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verb
1 : to mow, to cut, to trim, to scythe, to reap, to lay in swaths
2 : to mow down, to cut down in large numbers, to shoot at accurately, to hit with gunfire, to massacre
1. I was going to mow the lawn, but I couldn't because my cat was laying in it.
2. This guy came up to me, and said, "¡voy te acribillar!" and I was like, "what?" and my friend who knows spanish said, "he wants to mow you down," and I said, "who the hell mows down one guy!" and my friend said "apparently he does."
by el tigre pagano June 26, 2003
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MOW is an acroynm for "Make-Out-Whore". A MOW will meet at least one of these criteria:

1) A chick who does not put out and only exchanges saliva at the bar on a regular basis.
2) A girl who is always making out with random guys, but never taking them home.
Dude, the chick's a MOW. She won't go all the way.
by LaraCroft2011 October 19, 2010
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