A fart that hangs in the air around you for people to walk into. The area is filled with things that no one wants, but you get stuck going through. Similar to crop dusting but without moving away.
When I tried to pass by Jay, I walked right into the middle of his rummage sale.
If a store is having a huge sale (out of business sale, moving sale, yearly sale, etc...) and jacks up the price before applying the discount so that they can still make a good profit. This refers to the price fixing that Enron was part of. Many oil companies that are closing jack up oil prices and then often offer "discounts" or deals that may seem profitable to the consumer.
"I went to Circuit City for their going out of business sale and they went all Enron Style with their prices"
A garage and yard sale enthusiast. A person who spends their weekends driving around looking for "diamond in the rough" items at garage and yard sales.
Being a yardhopper, I now have all kinds of useless junk in my garage.
2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
|5.||Foreclosure By Owner|
A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home, often without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the for sale sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on selling the home to include: fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.
It becomes evident to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is merely a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another obvious sign is that the asking price set for the house is clearly insane and priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they loaded the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.
Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
dirty little fuckwitts who plague our streets like a virus. they are the equivellent of a scab coz you pick them off and they always come back. you should host the worlds largest free burberry sale wait till there all in location and bomb the fucking lot of them "for cold booded murder of the english tongue" aiit boi!!!! chavettes must get help pulling that hair back there is only one time to tuck your socks in that is ridding a bike not every day so sad fucks get the hint britan hates you die die die!
OLD MAN "would you mind moving as i need to park my car
GANG OF CHAVS "aiight fuck it we is movin anyway
COCKY CHAV (wants to be admired by fellow chavettes)"fuckin old prick, fool
OLD MAN "what was that boy
COCKY CHAV "nuffin"
OLD MAN "diddent think so
COCKY CHAV "CUNT!" leg it!
OLD MAN "fucking chavs"
All the cool stuff you've been collecting cuz "someday it's gonna be worth a fortune on eBay" or "I can't wait to show this to my kids."
Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.
Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.
Related to packrattiude.
Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.
Spouse: Wtf! Are we moving these boxes of craporabilia AGAIN? This shit weighs a ton and you never use it.
Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!