Movie-Ripper: "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."*
*= direct quotation from "Animal House"; perfect example of movie ripping
Friend: "I can't get this thing to work...is it broken?"
Movie-Ripper: "Screws fall out all the time...the world is an imperfect place."*
*= direct quotation from "The Breakfast Club"
Dude: "Did you see that chick?"
Movie-Ripper: "Why? Was she big through the hips - rrrroooomy?"*
Dude: (laughing) "I guess it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again..."*
*= direct quotations from "The Silence of the Lambs"