Someone who gets around guys quickly, not only by sexual intercourse, but by relationships too.
"Wow, Julia moved on fast"
"Yes shes had two boyfriends in two weeks"
"What a slut."
An acronym short for the Fast Food Terrorists. The FFt is an underground prankster cell that is centered near Cleveland, Ohio. The FFt originated in pranking fast food restaurants at drive- thru windows, but has moved on to pranking inside fast food restaurants and pranking peoples houses. The 't' is lower case because it looks better.
The FFt also specializes in ghost riding the whip, and produced and starred in the recent summer blockbuster Strapped With Gatsbies, which can be viewed on YouTube.net.
1. Arby's Worker #1: Someone just ordered $15.03 worth of food, insulted my mother, and drove away.
Arby's Worker #2: It must have been the FFt.
2. Taylor: I spent two and a half hours getting toilet paper off of my house and my car. It must have been the FFt.
3. Sullman: The FFt came to my house and pranked me every night for a week. I hate them a lot.
4. I just watched that FFt movie, Strapped With Gatsbies, on YouTube. It was one of the funnies things that I've ever seen.
5. I can't believe the FFt was ghost riding all the way down Center Ridge!
A Jancy is a "female best friend" of your current boyfriend. They will spend all of their time with him and will ultimately steal your boyfriend and possibly threaten your feminity as well.
A Jancy will either act super nice and normal around you or the exact opposite.
They are commonly found in rebound relationships. Though, your boyfriend may leave you for legit reasons the Jancy will always be your boyfriend's safety net which builds on her attraction factor over yours.
Kate: Damn girl! Your boyfriend moved on fast! Who's the new girl now?!
Diana: Ugh! Who cares what her name is! Jake wouldn't shut up about her when we were dating! Seriously, she's a total Jancy!
Tim: Hey! You wanna chill this weekend?
Jake: Nah, I'm chilling with my Jancy. We're going to the movies at 2!
Tim: In the morning? That's late. Watch out, bro. I don't know if your girl will like that.
Jake: Oh, she doesn't know.
verb. A Southern California driving move during which you cross two or more lanes in one fluid motion without pausing in any of the lanes to check for oncoming traffic, etc. Can only be preformed on highways/freeways with four or more lanes, or three lane highways from the onramp. Classically done from an entrance ramp all the way into the fast lane at 80+ MPH.
Called "Slide" for short.
Found most commonly in North County.
Sibling of the jersey slide
Dang, there is a huge row of traffic coming after this clear spot, I better socal slide into the fast lane before I get stuck in the slow lane forever.
Ever since I moved from Del Mar, I haven't been able to do any good slides, since all the highways are only three lanes.
Dang, Melissa tried to socal slide into the fast lane yesterday, and didn't see the Beemer coming up from the back and we almost died!
Being in a relationship (Really, it's just a label - it's actually the things that you two do together that count, i.e. kissing, hugging etc. etc.), and going off on a holiday (say, back home) of a certain predetermined short amount of time, oh say, 4 weeks. Then gradually losing feelings for your partner, and start seeing some another person. On HOLIDAY. And actually getting into a relationship with him/her during the last week of your holiday and actually start dragging it into a long distance relationship, while your partner still loves you like nothing he/she's ever loved before. When confronted, you say things like 'Oh I've given up so much thought about it' and 'I think this will work' and 'But at least I told you the truth throughout the whole time' and 'But I've fallen for him everytime I've gone back'
Nicole - "Yeah. I'm on a holiday fling with someone back home who I've fallen for everytime I've gone back and I decided to break off whatever that we've had and get into a long distance relationship with him on the last week of my holiday because I think this is going to work, and I've given it heaps of thought and I'm doing things that make me happy, like you told me to. Besides, I think we moved too fast. I know it's my fault and I wish I was never part of your life. I'm sorry."more...
Me - "WTF COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED ONE MORE FRICKING WEEK BEFORE YOU COME BACK THEN AT LEAST WE CAN FRICKING REBUILD OUR FEELINGS, RATHER THAN FUCKING AROUND WITH SOME GUY ON A HOLIDAY BACK HOME WHO'S A DOUCHEBAG WHO'S SOOOOOOOOOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU EVERYTIME YOU GO BACK?"
Nicole - "Oh but he's such a nice guy and he brings me places and takes me home and stuff and I love hanging out and drinking and having sleepovers with all guys when I go back home"
Me - "Errr WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF"
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS CRAZY FUCKING SHIT TO ME NICOLE? THIS IS NOT THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF. THIS IS NOT 'DOING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY' - THIS. IS. CALLED. FUCKING. AROUND. It's only with extremely powerful and reluctant self-control that I don't call you a dirty and cheap 2-bit WHORE. Because that's what people who know the story think you are. And if you REALLY weren't 'over your ex' and 'still fcked in the head' then you would've distanced yourself from relationships. NOT GET IN...
bass player for old school punk band minor threat later moved on to play for the punk band bad religion. is a legend bass player in the punk rock genre
Brian Baker has been in more great punk bands than anybody else in the history of society. From Minor Threat to Government Issue to The Meatmen to Dag Nasty to Bad Religion (and a couple of non-punk stops in between), it's darn near impossible to find a record featuring this blonde bombshell that doesn't tear rockin' ass out of melodic fast good thing. The Empire Strikes First, his fifth album with Bad Religion, hit the streets in mid-'04, at which time he was kind enough to engage in a half-hour phone interview. I unfortunately didn't realize he had a call right afterwards - I was cut off midstream before getting to several other questions I wanted to ask! Here we are getting all involved in this non-musical political discussion (with me sounding as stupid and oblivious as ever), and I never even got to ask him which album he is most proud of! Or if he knows why Graffin and Gurewitz won't stop being nogoodnicks and just re-release Into The Unknown! Or (other questions as well)! Regardless, he was a very pleasant man, and our conversation can be enjoyed below. My questions are in bold. His answers are also in bold, but a much lighter, skinnier bold.
Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.
Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.
But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?
Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.