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7. mouthbreather
a fat person who cant breath through their nose because walking is too much excercise for them
terrence you're such a mouthbreather!
by bobbypoo May 24, 2005 add a video
1. mouthbreather
1. literally, someone who lacks enough intelligence that they never learned to breathe through their nose.

2. a really dumb person.
In his latest work, the director has forsaken the indie audience and made something for the mouthbreathers.
by hedgerow Sep 3, 2003 add a video
2. mouthbreather
1) Person incapable of their own thought, who when faced with a decision, or when asked about personal opinion on something opens up her or his mouth in shock and astonishment that there is such thing as personal opinion. With mouthbreathers it happens constantly due to damage caused by upbringing by helicopter parents, or other emotionally damaging authoritarian or social influences. Can be spotted at every step of social and economic status ladders.

2) A reason why normal people invented law of the land ( equivalent of pinning a note that states "anyone who will touch my coffee cup will get their car keyed" ) and lawyers to herd those idiots away from harming normal families.

3) Equivalent to an alarmist or a zombie - AVOID AT ALL COST - prolonged exposure might lead to compromise of inner emotional barriers and contamination of own soul with emotional AIDS. If you really want to help such person you can only put some objects in their way in hope it will trigger aha moment in them, so they will start slowly doing stuff for themselves - pretty much the same deal as when handling alcoholics
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3. mouthbreather
someone who is ignorant to the social courtesies of public movement. consequently, they stifle the mobility of thinking humans by becoming an obstacle which must be negotiated. they can be identified by their despondent facial expressions and wide-open mouths .
Man, I wish these mouthbreathers would get out of my f**king way! I hate people who don't pay attention to where they are going.
4. mouthbreather
anyone who you see with their mouth wide open, like a booger has clogged their nasal orifice. They just look like they're dumb, doing everything with their mouth open, with no care in the world.
"That mouthbreather had his mouth open so long that his tongue chapped."
by jeremy Aug 27, 2003 add a video
5. Mouthbreather
The actual meaning of Mouthbreather is someone who has a deviated septum and therefore has trouble breathing through the nose. But people misunderstand the reason that they breathe through their mouths and misintepret it as an insult and don't realize that it is not their fault.
Poor John has a deviated septum and can't breathe very well through his nose. He doesn't have enough money or insurance for the surgery, so he has to endure all the insults and is labeled a mouthbreather
6. mouthbreather
A person who breathes loudly through their mouth with a nasally voice. Generally seen playing Dungeons and Dragons in the school library and looking at pictures of naked anime women in the computer labs.
Studies indicate that mouth breathers also have loud obnoxious laughter.
The ugly guy with the long red hair who is taking an arts degree but likes to pretend he's in Computer Science.
by Ace Oct 13, 2004 add a video
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