| 15. | dutch boy | ||
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a form of rodeo doggy-style. When riding the starfish, reach over the hip with one hand and hook her front junk while reaching forward with the other and hooking her mouth. With all orifices plugged, scream for help. Friends may or may not come in- but in her confused fight-or-flight reaction, hold on for as long as possible. When I was giving Molly a dutch boy, Jamie took pictures. Molly hasn't called me since.
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| 16. | houdini doubleshot | ||
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When you are back dooring a girl and you spit on her back. When she turns around your friend jumps out of the closet and blows HIS Load in her mouth. Then you blow your load in her ass. Then, take a picture and run. "DUDE, we totally houdini doubleshoted Dan G's girlfriend last night"
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| 17. | kung fu panda | ||
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When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is. I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.
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| 18. | Junior Bonner | ||
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Sexual act/position from behind. Slip your manhood full tilt into your lady's cooze, then just before you jam your thumb into her pulsing bung-hole while grabbing a fistful of her butt-cheek, you raise your free arm like the champeen bull rider you are - then say, ..." you fuck just like your little sister!" If you ride that bitch for 8 seconds, you are world class in anybody's book! After more than a few Tequilas, I went home, listened to the wife run her mouth about where I've been, sweet-talked her into the sack, got into "the position", then gave her a Junior Bonner she'll never forget!
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| 19. | shipuke | ||
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The act of one vomiting while simutaneously defecating. Generally associated with food poison. Dude, that bitch was shipuking on your head all night and it was sweet.
I think I need to shipuke in your mouth. |
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| 20. | Younker | ||
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A Younker is a sexual maneuver most commonly performed while rimming. The partner being rimmed farts in the rimmer's mouth and then proceeds to tongue kiss said partner with fart breath. The other night I gave this chick a filthy Younker in the back seat of my Buick LeSabre in the parking lot of Younker's department store. The car, as well as our breath smelt of fart.
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| 21. | ghetto carwash | ||
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When a girl with braces squirts a whole tube of toothpaste in her mouth and proceeds to perform oral sex on her dad. Get some Crest at the store dad so I can give you a ghetto carwash.
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