| 22. | mouth-breather | ||
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1. Someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose
2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity. Never let a mouth-breather speak to you very close, or you might regret it.
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| 23. | open-faced turkey sandwich | ||
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The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping. since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
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| 24. | The Daytona Cottonmouth | ||
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When friend A passes out drunk with their mouth open, friend B deposits semen in the open mouth of friend A. Friend A wakes the following morning and notices a cottony-textured subtance in his/her oral cavity. After a long night of drinking, Fred passed out on the sofa. Russ had the urge to pleasure himself. Upon culminating to a gooey finish, Russ deposited his filth paste in Fred's mouth, giving him The Daytona Cottonmouth.
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| 25. | mouth fault | ||
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When in playing tennis one engages mouth before brain. Serena committed a mouth fault just after she committed a foot fault at the US Open.
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| 26. | baby-bird | ||
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baby-bird: Verb. The act of a cum hungry slut opening her mouth like a baby-bird and waiting for her partner to shoot a huge load of his spunk into her mouth. The position of her mouth is similar to a baby-bird waiting for it's parent to dump regurgitated food into it's mouth. He loves to finish off by having her baby-bird his cock while he jacks off.
Look at that baby-bird...what a cum slut just waiting for him to unload in her mouth. |
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| 27. | skittles revolution | ||
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when you put skittles up ur anus and fart until they blow out into ur partners mouth
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| 28. | skittles revolution | ||
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when you put skittles up ur anus and fart until they blow out into ur partners mouth
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