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When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole
Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet
by Yanna Goldschlager June 28, 2015

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A water fountain or bubbler.
I'm thirsty. Where is the nearest mouth bidet?
by Timmay H September 20, 2005

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