(
n) A very monstrous beast that resides at the
bottom of the ocean. It has only been seen once in the history of the
earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. The monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with
14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady centers, and 7 vaginas with razor sharp teeth. The Monstroctopus is always in heat, and the mating call of the monstroctopus has a decibel level high enough to disturb the orbit of the moon. The monstroctopus is not a force to be reckoned with. It is powerful enough to cockblock an entire nation of men with one tentacle. The monstroctopus was not born on
earth, but it merely landed here from space millions of years ago: around the
time that the dinosaurs went extinct. The Monstroctopus has been in hibernation since before any
human record, and the mayans have predicted it to wake up in December of
2012. Hopefully they are wrong.
Pl. form: Monstroctopi
There is but one monstroctopus, but many can relate ugly horrific people to the monstroctopus in every
day life. Examples of people that
may be considered monstroctopi are Joan
Rivers as well as Rosie O'Donnell.