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1. moustache ride
One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy Jun 23, 2003 add a video
2. moustache ride
when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony
yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face
by anonymous Sep 4, 2003 add a video
3. moustache ride
cunnilingus performed by a male
Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!
4. moustache ride
when the person giving oral sex has a mustache
Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there
by fuckingsupercop Mar 6, 2005 add a video
5. moustache ride
cunnilingus performed by a lesbian with a moustache.
Hey pam! wanna go for a moustache ride?
6. moustache ride
Oral Sex
Who wants a moustache ride?
by anonymous May 6, 2003 add a video
7. moustache ride
When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache
To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.
by pseudonym Mar 30, 2005 add a video
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