Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.

My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.

Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010

Mousewater 

Water (usually warm) that has had one or more dead mice floating in it for several days/weeks. Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything unfavorable.

Use 1: Dude, C-Boy just drank that Mousewater!!!

Use 2: That test was Mousewater.

Mousewater by Grahamish April 29, 2011