A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
by mountain doobies August 06, 2007
a plug of absorbent material with attached retrieval string used to contain menstrual flow, thus called for likeness to a mouse ie. short fat body; long, long tail. Pl. Mice
oh, heck! I'm on the rag and I've run out of mice. Can you lend me a mouse?
by sodaphine March 16, 2006
A little rodent that runs around and craps everywhere. Chased by cats. Like rats, only smaller, and not as ugly.
Callie chased the mouse so she could feed it to her cat. The rest of thee clique watched in boredom
by theeclique September 14, 2003
Something you use to move around the cursor on the computer screen.
How come theres a ball under my mouse?
by SengUng May 05, 2003
A very disturbed and unique state of mind usualy resulting from severe insanity or isolation.
See caffeine, insomnia, squeak (toy), fire, shiney, and sodomy.
He was crazier then mouse.
by Mouse March 23, 2003
Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.
"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis
by Jeebus October 19, 2003
The small kid that resemble Adam Sandler in the "Matrix"
by Gavin Schroder October 12, 2003
a female out for your money ("cheese"), a gold digger
"damn stacy ive heard about her thats a mouse for real"
by Ganksta March 12, 2003

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