A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
by mountain doobies August 06, 2007
A woman's genitals. Exchanged for the slang pussy.
She's got a sweet little mouse on her.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006
a plug of absorbent material with attached retrieval string used to contain menstrual flow, thus called for likeness to a mouse ie. short fat body; long, long tail. Pl. Mice
oh, heck! I'm on the rag and I've run out of mice. Can you lend me a mouse?
by sodaphine March 16, 2006
1)A type of animal.

2)A device on a computer used to move the cursor.

3)Vagina
1)Today we went to the pet shop and got a pet mouse. I named him Mickey.

2)Oh no, my mouse is broken! Now my cursor can't move and I can't click anything on the computer!

3)We got to see a mouse is sex ed.
by Newbia June 23, 2004
Mouse: a small-boned hardcore kid, who spends his time being nice to people's computers and seducing thse that are sleeping.
geez, did you see the horrid carnage mouse did to the singer of Walk a Mile's computer? that thing went to hell in a basket...
by XbloodXandXcookiesX April 17, 2004
Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.
"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis
by Jeebus October 19, 2003
A little rodent that runs around and craps everywhere. Chased by cats. Like rats, only smaller, and not as ugly.
Callie chased the mouse so she could feed it to her cat. The rest of thee clique watched in boredom
by theeclique September 14, 2003
The perfect companion for an Ilsa. Also known as a Richard or a Rhaha.
Lonely sad girl: Aw, I wish I had a mouse.
Lindsay: I have one! He's cute and horny all the time. ^^
Little girl: My mommy says she hates mice, we have them in our house.
Lindsay: NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOMMY!
by Lindsay Rose December 13, 2007

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