A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
by mountain doobies August 06, 2007
A stupid girl who sleeps with 3+ guys in one night. A gold digging backstabbing hoe.
Ray is sooo...Shhh Mouse is coming
by Laughsomuch1101 January 19, 2011
The act of tea bagging while fully erect.Dropping ones balls on anothers head or shoulder while "hard". Thus creating a long shaft or "nose"and floppy ears resembling those of a mouse.
You have just been moused by your buddy.
by Daeg Odinson November 17, 2010
a very small stupid animal good for a daily diet
mouse
by gyddvhevfhuebhuevfhjvfbhevfhuv November 10, 2009
mad nice. often used by kids who abreviate 24/7 for no reason (real reason)
dude these bids (black kids) are mice at basketball....duh.
or
theres money (mad honey) MICE!
by Nigiar McGently November 05, 2009
Hot babe , from the moviee Pal Joey 1957
That girl is a mouse see trailer on movielink
by Bruce J August 23, 2006
A user input device for the computer. these were first invented by Apple computers, and was then stolen by Microsoft and given the right click button. Mice were first introduced with Graphical User interfaces, or GUIs. If you can read this, you know what a mouse is.
Ok, now click the right mouse button on it and select settings.
by Montezuma999 June 20, 2003
A Furry little mammal that does nothing useful except eat your food and shit and piss all over your house and spread diseases, and they make great cat food lol (cats catch them)
Theres a fucking mouse in the house again gotta set some traps, get the gun :)
by coondog1234 July 23, 2008

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