Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.
Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?
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Take a COPIOUS! amount of fresh-made popcorn, sprinkle with taco or fajita seasoning to suit your taste, mix well then toss with melted butter. (Important, add seasonings before you butter the papa-charlies or it will all clump up, and don't salt it till you taste it 'cause a lotta taco/fajita shake have a shit load in it already.)
Take the popcorn and dump it in a big-ass brown-paper bag, add boo-coo amounts of Goobers, Raisinettes and Sno-Caps or Nestle's Tollhouse morsels, generic chocolate chips will work fine. The combination of sweet and salty and spicy is KILLER WICKED! It really TWANGs yer buds.
Close and fold over the top of the bag and SHAKE!
Since all of the ingredients but the seasonings are availible at the Snack Bar, I keep a film can of Fajita shake & cayenne in the saddle bags on my '48 Indian, so if me and the chiquita want to spark up before the flix or the Lazer Floyd show at the planetarium "we be set, a'ight"
(Also try using M&Ms, Reeses pieces, butterscotch chips instead,(or you can add the marshmallow bits you picked out of your lucky charms). also, if you like it REALLY spicy and HOT like we do, add some cayenne powder before you butter the corno, and if...
A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.
Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.