A Female(s) from mountains or higher elevation that may seem pretty or sexy from a distance but as approaching closer there grotesque, toothless and pitted in the face.
I thought she was a finemountain princess but as I got closer I was painfully shocked to see she was mountin scab.
Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!
Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.
"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it."
"Seriously, there was Mountaintrash everywhere."