a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with
trash. speaking of
trash, the school lunch is literal
dogs shit with jello-like syrup and
burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your
cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)
A school that
“I heard we’re playing against
Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“
Ew”
“Yeah”
