coffee-mountaindew switcheroo 

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew

we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

coffee-mountaindew switcheroo by dm03514 July 30, 2010

mercury mountaineer 

mercury mountaineer - a mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) that was sold by Mercury from 1996 until 2010. Sharing many of its features with the Ford Explorer, the vehicles were virtually identical in terms of hardware.

The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.

It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle

If maintained properly other wise

It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.

Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.

Mercury mountaineer is a discontinued mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) , hey it's better than no vehicle at all or waiting for the metro. Assembly in Louisville, Kentucky & St. Louis, Missouri

mercury mountaineer by Blu_leef November 8, 2022

Mountain Dew Red 

(Squip) repellent.

(Michael Mell) saved everyone from the Squip using Mountain Dew Red.

Mountain Dew Red by TheMusicalTrash January 27, 2018

Mountain Dew Baby

The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.

Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn

Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.

Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.

Mountain Dew Baby by Richierich7896 October 3, 2017

Liquid Mountaineering 

An apparent sport where people try to literally walk on water.

Yo Jesus, wanna go Liquid Mountaineering?

Liquid Mountaineering by jigabooplz May 16, 2010

Mountain Dew 

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp

I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes

Mountain Dew by Americanski November 27, 2019

Mountain Dew Mouth 

A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.

Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.

Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.

Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.

Mountain Dew Mouth by FergiFerg020608 February 16, 2009