"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"
"I can't feel my legs!"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"
When you need to stay up all night for studying, hacking, or Lan Partying and cant get/afford Jolt, Red Bull or Bawls in your area its a OK subsitute.
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.